I did it AGAIN !!!
So I am one of those right wing kind of girls that you look at and just shake your head in wonder... I did it again! I had a great idea to re pierce my nipples .. Yep I said re-pierce.. And let me tell you that the second time is SO much worse than the first time!! HOLLY HELL! Let me reflect for a moment .....
1. I pull my breasts out in fornt of a complete stranger.. And let this stranger inspect my nipples to determine the proper placement of the nipple rings.. (Ok not too bad .. have had breast exams before)
2. Then this complete stranger gets this "tool" that looks like a roach clip but not.. And then clamps your nipples with this magic tool and pulls them straight out .. Seemed like 6 inches to me at least..( Here is where I start to think .. oh shit)
3. Next the complete stranger says take a deep breath .. (Like that will help) and then counts to .. Um I don’t remember .. then shoves a hollow needle through your damn nipple... OH MY GOD !!
( Here is where I think ummmm sir.... never mind ...)
4.Then repeat on the other side...
5. THEN YOU PAY THIS ASS HOLE !!!
Ok so now that I have taken a moment to think this whole thing through... Um maybe it was not the greatest way to spend a Wednesday night .... And it is too bad that I can’t blame this whole fiasco on a drunken party night of truth or double dog dare!!
Posted by MJ @ 6:48 PM
1 Comments:
Hey! I love this post. It is hilarious. You are so crazy!
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