Dying from the drink ????
Today as I was on my way to work I almost got hit by a Pepsi truck.. And the very first thing that came to my mind is ‘oh my god .. what a terrible way to be killed .. by a damn Pepsi truck’ after I flipped him the bird for almost squishing me between his big ass Pepsi truck and a cement wall I stated to think of ways that would not be so bad to die… (hell this is way morbid I know, but try to follow me)
*I would prefer to die doing something that I love like snorkeling …Not driving I hate to drive ! I hate traffic and I hate old men that try and make googly eyes at me while they are trying to keep the same speed as I am on the freeway forcing me to look over at them ( I hate you )
* I think that getting eaten by a large sea animal would not be bad either.. just think about it .. no casket to buy.. and I could be a meal !! but my luck I would just loose a limb.. and not get killed…
* I would want to die on vacation that would be ok .. At least I was having a good time.
* Pepsi truck .. not a good way to go
I guess that I need to elaborate a bit on this .. I have been told that I was an hour away from dying once. It makes you realize that this life is a blessing And we can go at any time .. but damn if I want to be killed by a Pepsi truck !!
Posted by MJ @ 1:05 PM
3 Comments:
To quote Arnie Grape..."I COULD GO AT ANY TIME!" While this is true, it still scares the bejesus out of me! No sharks for me, thanks.
I like the idea of this post. I don't want to be killed by a Pepsi truck especilly since I have nothing but love for the drink company.
I think the worst way to go would be a tire flying at your face. How would you be able to out run a freaking tire?
Yes, I think this thought too. What do I want my obituary to say? I don't want it to be boring, like crushed by inferior soft drink truck (coke is better!) but I also don't want it to say "in lieu of a burial since the pieces are too small to locate we will just be having a rememberance ceremony."
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