So I join the club…
Meet my furry children .....
Samson ( Grandpa, Old man, Big, Big sweet teddy bear) Aww Samson why such the long face?? How could I not love your wet slobbery kisses? You do a good job at holding the floor down .. Keep up the good work.
Delilah (Pain in the ass, Princess, Mommy) News alert....You are not the queen of the world.. And I do not need your constant shadow every time I take a journey into the bathroom .. I always come out safely!! You make beautiful puppies and you are a good mommy!
Leo (Stinky nuts, Dip shit, ADD, Turrets syndrome dog, The people who bred you smoked WAY too much pot)Ohh Leo.. I know that it is not your fault that they smoked pot around you and I am certain that you ate a few pot plans before we could rescue from dumb and dumber.. Or maybe you fell down some stairs???!!
So it is not your fault that you are not the brightest dog in the world.
(Yes... he is sound asleep on the love sac!)
Posted by MJ @ 7:20 PM
1 Comments:
Your dogs are ginormous!
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