And there goes..... ANOTHER LOAF OF BREAD
Ohhhh……..Delilah.. the giant (pregnant) black house ruling Dane..has resided in our home since she was 5 weeks old.. she was such a sweet thing..
(little background here)
I was looking for a benji dog ... I always wanted a benji dog however, husband wanted a Great Dane. Went to go look at some Dane pups and voila Samson…..
well I could not have it.. I had to have my very own dog to love and play with .. I could not SHARE a dog with my husband ...HELL NO ...so voila Delilah..
.. brother and sister great Danes .. PEOPLE NEVER DO THIS!! it is a bad choice!!
(my husband gently reminds me of this 5 times a day… YOUR damn dog.. ahh my favorite words to hear when there is shit on the floor... and how does he know that it was HER?? Hello!! we have 3 great Danes in this house and 2 cats .. ok so I am pushing it on the cats they could never make a pile of shit like that !!)
Anyhow we became great Dane fanatics and now I consider myself a fountain of knowledge on Danes. Except on the topic of how to keep a loaf of bread in the house for longer than 10 minutes. Maybe I am just too damn stubborn to put my bread in the fridge .....cold bread ewwww !! and if I put it in the cupboard then the whole family walks around and says “ where the hell is the bread”? it is an endless cycle !!!
Ohh …did you say get a bread box?? Gee there is an idea !~
I can not seem to keep a loaf of bread for more than 15 minutes because (MY dog god damnit !!) aka Delilah can eat an entire loaf of bread plastic included in less than 5 minutes !!
One day I will get this on film .. but she is so damn sneaky you see.. she never, ever does it when I am around, but she plots and scopes out the counter top for possible treats as she salivates all over the kitchen floor, just waiting for the moment that I walk out of the kitchen .
It is an endless battle and My dog god damnit !! aka Delilah is winning
See look at her .. She is plotting right this very moment .....
Posted by MJ @ 3:25 PM
3 Comments:
Oh Delilah, you so pregnant!
Perhaps you could put the bread on top of the refridgerator. The family is retrainable most of the time. I don't know if Delilah could still get up that high or not. It could be a hopeless cause, in which case, I'm sorry for that.
Ok first of all, when I spend so much time cleaning up after YOUR dog and all her GINORMOUS piles of shit, I have begun to recognize the different fecal matters as compared to that of other animals that live in our home...
And second of all I don't godamn you or your dog five times a day and I do clean up and take care of her as well as the other animals with a smile many times over and over. I guess I should be more happy about the whole thing.
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