A Day in the WIND: Rolling Stones???

Here is my week ( from hell ) oh and is it Thursday ??? in a nut shell

Monday – migraine from hell .. My brain was swelling and my skull would not allow it to expand any further so the pressure in my head was excruciating .. I took my little dissolve under your tongue migraine pills and tried to sleep it off.. did not work .. so then I just started to take random pills and cough syrup to try to alleviate the pain .. the doctor tells me that this is not the greatest plan to rid myself of migraines but if it was her that had a migraine that was about to kill her then I am sure that she would self medicate too..

Tuesday- delivered puppies.. now that is always a joy for me .. I love animals and in a different life I am sure that I was supposto be a veterinarian. First puppy born at 11 pm Tuesday last puppy born at 8 am Wednesday ..

Wednesday- have not slept since Monday and … umm still delivering puppies .. nothing like watching your dogs butt for hours on end .. exhausted.. eye balls were so dry that I could hardly blink I was starving to death but would not go upstairs to make me something to eat in fear that another pup would appear the second that I left the room. Finally went to sleep at 1 am on Thursday

Thursday – at work … why am I at work I keep on asking myself.. why oh why ?? I am sooo sleepy oh so very sleepy and what is this new pain ???….. A pain that feels like my migraine has moved to my right side of my body… oh shit … the pain ..Hello my friend the kidney stone…
I have had probably 30 kidney stones in my life and they all are the same.. they hurt like a bitch and I feel like I am going to die for about 5 days then the real pain comes ...the passing of the stone.. dear god .. I will never forget my very first stone … I truly thought that my body was going to explode into a trillion pieces I went to the ER had several tests done as they drugged me and had me wait for 60 hours .. why do they do that ???.. do they not know that I have other things to do besides sit in the ER for hours on end.. and turn up the damn heat .. and.. bring me more pain medicine and HURRY … I was told that I was the proud owner of a kidney stone.. they gave me some half ass pain killers and a filter to pee in and told me that I needed to catch the stone and bring it back to the doctor so that they could analyze it and see the cause of the stone … I peed in the filter for 4 days .. then I got up in the middle of the night to compose my last will and testament to split my 3 belongings among the family because I was certain that I was going to die at any given moment ….after the will was well written, I peed in the filter and this itty bitty tinny little thing came out .. I had to get the magnifying glass and turn on every single light in the house to see it … I looked at it for about 15 minutes straight .. thinking to myself ..”Self... this can not be the source of the excruciating pain that you have been feeling for the past two weeks .. self this just cannot be!!” Then I went back to bed…
The next day I felt great .. I took the microscopic son of a bitch to the doctor and was told “yep that is the stone” WHAT!!! That is all ???? That can not be it .. NO way .. I swear it felt like I gave birth to the 85 pound son satan .. and all I get is this ??? OHH I was so mad .. how can this be?? All the pain and suffering feeling like I am going to die … all for this … this tiny speck ?????
So that was 30 stones ago, and I still feel the same about them .. I keep hoping that I will pass a stone that is made out of gold . that is not asking much,, then it would not be so bad because in the end it would kinda be worth it instead of this little black speck that has a hook on the end .. what in the world can you do what that .. I guess that I could start saving them and make a necklaces out of them.. but I would prefer gold nuggets then black specks..

Today I have a kidney stone … and I am naming it Charlie .. please look for the birth announcement and photos to follow

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Rolling Stones???

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