SBD...Not to be confused with STD
I am diagnosing myself with SBD .. seasonal bitchy disorder .. this is a serious medical condition and I may need time off work to recover.
I seem to be a wee bit bitchy’er in the winter.. Not that I am not bitchy in the summer….
I seem to be a wee bit bitchy’er in the winter.. Not that I am not bitchy in the summer….
I try to maintain a constant state of bitchyness all year long so that I don’t confuse anyone around me. But every once in a while, I like to “play nice” and …watch them freak out because .. MJ is being NICE?? Someone take her temperature and call 911..
My personal rules are as follows:
1. Don’t touch me
2. Don’t talk to me
3. Don’t look at me
Really simple, not too many, and easy to follow….
If these rules are NOT followed you may just get 3rd degree burns all over your stupid ass..
Oh’ did I mention that I can shoot flames out of my eyes at any given moment..
This took me years to perfect and should not be attempted my anyone under the age of 13
I decided that I should start tanning because who does not look great with a natural glowing tan when it is 14 degrees outside?
My personal rules are as follows:
1. Don’t touch me
2. Don’t talk to me
3. Don’t look at me
Really simple, not too many, and easy to follow….
If these rules are NOT followed you may just get 3rd degree burns all over your stupid ass..
Oh’ did I mention that I can shoot flames out of my eyes at any given moment..
This took me years to perfect and should not be attempted my anyone under the age of 13
I decided that I should start tanning because who does not look great with a natural glowing tan when it is 14 degrees outside?
Tanning is really not helping the bitchyness part .. but I look great !
Posted by MJ @ 5:43 AM
3 Comments:
1. Don’t touch you
2. Don’t talk to you
3. Don’t look at you
got it!
Can we call them guidelines? I have a hard time following rules.
I am taking your word for how good you look, because, well you know, guidelines.
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