Safety glasses and helmet required
Many years ago ( I was in the 9th grade) but still it was a long time ago …. I along with my boyfriend at the time and some friends went on a group date to a local haunted house. No big deal right. The boys like it because the girls squeal and hold on tight to their man. I was never really like that and could hold my own.. Which kind of sucked for my date I am sure :) I hated it because of all the smoke/fog stuff, the flashing lights that make me want to have a seizure, the smell of too many people in one building…. but I really did not want to be the lame ass who did not go to the haunted house.. so I went
We are about half way through the haunted house …As I turn a corner none other than Freddy Kruger and his big long ass fingernails jumps out at me … all the sudden there is pain and there is warmth ….there is pain and blood … Pain in my eye ball ??? Freddy Kruger and his long ass metal fucking fingernails just jumped lunged at me with this long ass spikes of nails and poked me in the left EYE FUCKKKKKK !!!!!!! ok lets break this down quick.
We are about half way through the haunted house …As I turn a corner none other than Freddy Kruger and his big long ass fingernails jumps out at me … all the sudden there is pain and there is warmth ….there is pain and blood … Pain in my eye ball ??? Freddy Kruger and his long ass metal fucking fingernails just jumped lunged at me with this long ass spikes of nails and poked me in the left EYE FUCKKKKKK !!!!!!! ok lets break this down quick.
Date
Dark
Freddy Kruger
Long ass fingernails
Pain in eyeball
What the fuck
Dark
Freddy Kruger
Long ass fingernails
Pain in eyeball
What the fuck
When you are bleeding from the eye ball.. it is extremely difficult to remain calm. So let’s just say that I freaked out a little. After the group I was with realized that something was wrong they all freaked out . And Freddy Kruger really freaked out . So Freddy Kruger got on his walkie talkie device and called management. Management turned on ALL The lights in the entire place. Nobody besides my date group and Freddy Kruger know what the hell is going on.. As I am being escorted by the “medical team” to the back office.. all I can hear is “what is going on?” “turn off the lights” “is that girl bleeding?” “Ohmygod!!!. Is HER EYE BALL bleeding?”
I get looked over by the haunted house low budget rental medical team. My eye ball is fine.. I have a few broken blood vessels in my eye but I am not blind… thank you lord….. I have a cut in the corner of my eye and one above my eye. I do not need stitches.. I will live.. I will see… things are good…
After what felt like an hour, it was decided that I could go home… the manager of the haunted house was in the room while I was being looked over.
I told my date that I just wanted to go home. My date, asked the manager if we could get a refund (because you are broke when you are in 9th grade) and he said unfortunately no, but he would happily give me a pass so that I could return as much as I wanted at no charge. FUCK YOU MANAGER OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE!!!! NO I NEVER WANT TO RETURN. I mentioned that I should call my parents… Freddy Kruger forked over 40 dollars to me on my way out.. he felt really bad……..
I have not returned to a haunted house since.. not once… My husband wanted to take me when we first started dating .. I told him that if he did not mind me wearing a football helmet and safety glasses, I would be happy to go. We STILL have not gone….
Posted by MJ @ 6:55 AM
6 Comments:
I just got back from Howl O Scream sponsored by Busch Gardens. It was some crazy scary shit. I got chased by a freak with a chain saw!
My son, 11, was in love with the place and chose to go there for his birthday. Lunatic. I swear he's gonna be a serial killer someday.
CP
I could write a demand package that would put that fucker of a manager out of business for that! Too bad it happened so long ago. I mean, a while ago.
I can't find ANYTHING in The Constitution requiring anyone to go to the Haunted House, and unless Utah passed a state law, or there's a local one, I wouldn't go either.
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CP- I bet the Busch Gardens Haunted house was amazing !!!
My Reflecting Pool- Yes it was a while ago :) And all my date wanted was his money back he was a cheap ass anyway
CEO- The thing is that I kind of WANT to go … I just get nervous for my eye area…
Anonymous- Seems like I have upset you as haunted house worker… It is ok.. Eat more fiber and you won’t be so bitter. Also I don’t know what post you read because never once did I mention cheap, crappy or disgusting in this here post…. Carry on
Then go, and wear safety glasses, a helmet, and take Pool along, just in case. I always have the ultimate faith in Pool.
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