Saturday afternoon hubby and I decided to go and see I am Legend along with 50 billion other people. The drive to the theater was shitty due to the fact that it was 1. Saturday 2. Almost Christmas and 3. People are just shitty drivers in Utah
When we got to the theater, there was a line to buy tickets (which you must do outside) I hopped in what looked to be the shortest line… only to discover...Fuck no .. We get some individual that cannot function at normal human speed… it was kind of like she just smoked a pound of pot and washed down 12 zannies with a gallon of wine… get the picture ? oh and did I mention that it was a whopping 28 degrees out side ? I am allergic to the cold .. I HATE winter …and it makes me rather bitchy. Needless to say .. after 15 minutes of standing out in the cold freezing my ass off .. I was not in the most pleasant mood by the time we got to the ticket window. Yes I was a bitch to her.. she in turn slowed down even more… if it were not for the plexi glass window that separated us .. I may just have killed her
Individual employed by local movie theater 1 me 0
Yesterday at the grocery store I carefully picked out 2 apples. Examining them for any imperfections looking for the 2 most perfect apples in the store. When I got to the checkout stand this bitch threw my perfect apples on the damn scale to weigh them.. I kindly told the bitch that I spent a long time selecting the perfect apples and that she just bruised the shit out of them. She just gave me one of my SIGNATURE fuck you looks .. bitch stole my look… After she had finished ringing up my items, I told her that I no longer wanted the damaged apples. She was not happy about this.. but took the apples off my bill.. I paid her with my card and asked for 60.00 back in cash. She grabbed 3 twenties.. as soon as she was shutting her cash drawer, I kindly asked for 2 twenties and 2 tens… well because I was just feeling sad about my apples not that I really needed 2 twenties and 2 tens..
Bitch said … MAAAAM!!!!! … We are not the bank. And handed me 3 twenties.
What the hell… first of all …. I am not near old enough to be called maaaaaam second of all .. if she would not have bruised my apples.. I would not have tried to make our transaction as difficult as possible.
Bitch employed by local grocery store 1 Me 0
The most wonderful time of year huh ?
