The good.. The bad… The hot dentist..and naughty thoughts
…Yesterday I had to go to the dentist…. I HATE GOING TO THE DENTIST…. I had to get a bunch of work done on my teeth… Not anything major, just replaced the old silver fillings with pretty white fillings, and had some work done on the root of my back tooth…sonofabitch THAT hurt !! I decided to do all of this in a one stop manner. So that I would not have to return in a week to get the other side of my mouth worked on. I was numb on all four sides … I kept on asking the doctor for a mirror because I felt like small children could stand on my bottom lip SEXY !! Did I mention that my old 80 year old dentist that smelled like peanuts retired and SUPPRISE !!!!! he has been replaced with a smoking HOT younger dentist? That smelled like he was wearing “jump in the bushes with me” cologne …ummmmmm With the laughing gas a couple xanax and my sick twisted imagination I thought about taking my clothes off right there in the office and asking for a pelvic exam .... RELAX... I only thought about it ….. I am eating as much sugar as possible in hope for a cavity.. so that I can go back and think naughty thoughts again!!!
Also yesterday, hubby and I found us a home !! I cannot tell you how excited I am about this !! Cute house, nice neighborhood.. big fenced in back yard.. giant tub…. All in all what it equals to is …lots of random places to have sex !!! wooooot
With the house and Christmas… I am one broke ass !!! So if I don’t love your guts…. Don’t expect much for Christmas this year
XOXO
Posted by MJ @ 9:03 AM
8 Comments:
I can imagine when you move in there will be that messy break-in period as you test each and every nook and cranny for its potential for arousal and consumation. I'll bet the husband is all for this too.
Don't forget to have sex out in the yard, MJ.
MJ,
I hope your husband doesn't mind a friendly suggestion... If I were he, I'd set up a swing set in the back yard and then, when the kids were gone.... Oh boy!
Congrats on the house! Hope your private house warming party is lots of fun. ;-)
I have a problem with the dentist that I just started going to... or at least the dental student he has as a hygenist. He has the most beautiful eyes and the longest, lushest dark eyelashes that I've ever seen on a man. And did I mention that he has dark curls brushed back that just touch his collar? I wouldn't need the Xanax! It's all I can do to stay in the chair without it. I can't wait for me next cleaning!
Um, that's "my next cleaning". I got all flustered and forgot how to spell correctly.
I ask for nothing this Christmas from you other than your continued devotion to making me smile.
Nothing better than a hottie to look at. And Congrats on the home! Woohoo!
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