Because I said it so well the same time last year ...
Dear Mucus,
We need to have a talk, and since you are being so stubborn.. you have forced me to do this in a letter.
We have been together for a few weeks now, and you really were not too bad in the beginning, however I can’t handle the pressure any more… You have been so demanding lately… I know that you are frustrated at work and all, but so am I….
I can’t sleep, I can’t concentrate and have had a headache over this every day for a week now.
Also I hear that you have been intimate with a few of my friends.. come on.. I told you in the beginning that this was just a fling, but my friends to??.. You sure do get around.
I appreciate that you think that I have a cute nose and a sexy nasal cavity really I do, but the time has come to call it quits …
Come to think about it …. It will not hurt my feelings if you start an intimate relationship with someone else .. HONEST … I am trying to let you go gently, Please don’t force me to get a restraining order.. Just pack up your belongings and leave. Don’t cry, we were not meant to be.
Sincerely, MJ
Posted by MJ @ 7:45 AM
2 Comments:
Wow, I was reading too fast, and I saw 'Dear M....' and then I double-checked half-way through and saw Mucus, not Monty, and started breathing again. Not to worry, my heart should restart by next week.
Mucus was with me for a week.... I feel so good now that she's left!
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