A freak in every place ..
6 am at the local gas station.. I stop in to get me a pack of camel lights, some coffee and a juice. It’s early and I am feeling groggy from the sleeping pills I took the night before I’m wearing my usual day job attir, torn jeans, sweat shirt and my oversized UTES coat. As I am standing in front of the juice cooler, trying to decide if I feel like cranberry, apple or orange…. this man in a suit approaches me and stands directly behind me.
Um NOT SO MCUH asshole… this girl has a personal space issue .. back the fuck up !!
I glance over at the table of the old coffee drinker regulars... I think they can see the panic in my eyes..
I fake a smile and say to the man …
“Good morning”
….
And get nothing in return.
um....
Then I say …
“I know it’s early man, but SPEAK and get the hell out of my personal space. .. You are starting to freak me out.”
He steps back and says “You have beautiful hair, so shinny”…
Ok now at this point I am giving my signature “what the fuck” look
He leans forward, takes a exaggerated whiff of my hair, and says…
“GOD you smell great !! ... What a great way to start my morning”
What the fuck???
Posted by MJ @ 8:13 AM
3 Comments:
What an asshole. I've never once honked at a woman while driving but I've had plenty of guys honk at my girlfriends as we walked on the sidewalk. I hate that shit. It's not alpha behavior. It's pretty weak.
I have personal space issues, too, particularly w/ larger men. This one guy got into my space yesterday as we were both getting coffee and I created a little problem for him. Three inches taller than me? You'll look more handsome as you're lying on the ground bleeding....
I don't have these problems because I look like an angry hit man with a desire for vengeance when I'm happy.
Ha Ha.. It must be the rinse…lather and repeat that is dong it for me :]
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