You wanna take a go with me huh ?
A little interaction with co workers is never a bad thing .. right ??
Here is how the conversation went down,
Observer: Mariah, are you going to the office Christmas party?
Me: I’m not sure, do you know what they are having to eat?
Observer: Well I’m thinking they will have red meat, some chicken and a vegetarian dish
Me: ‘Oh good .. Yeah I’m thinking about going
Office bitch: What do you care?? you are so skinny and have no ass!! (said all bitch like)
Me: Well I would rather have no ass than be ALL ass… like you
Observer: Oh shit !! (offers up a nervous laugh) then Hey.. so my husband is getting me a tattoo for Christmas !! I’m so excited
(Some tattoo discussion takes place between observer and I)
Office bitch: Oh I have always wanted a tattoo .. I want a dragonfly on the small of my back
Me: Oh you mean a tramp stamp?
Office Bitch: (all butt hurt) UM NOOOO gawwdd …that’s rude
Me: Um honey, you are not the first girl to think of getting a tattoo there, I have one myself and they are called tramp stamps.. get over it
Observer: again with some nervous laughter
Office bitch: The only thing that has stopped me from getting one there is that my ass crack goes way far up my back .. more than the average person I think …
Wait for it ……………………………………………
Me: giving a whole new meaning to you being ALL ass.
That was fun….
Thanks come again
Posted by MJ @ 11:57 AM
15 Comments:
Jesus Christ, where do you work? A gas station? What a conversation!
That woman must be a real genius on account of telling colleagues that she SUSPECTS the crack of her ass might extend further up her back than is normal for most other members of our species.... Amazing. I would have sex with her and then dump the body by the canal.
I want to grow up to be more like M@. Or spend more time at the Ocean, whichever comes first.
I like to think about how, 50 or 60 years from now, the nursing homes will be filled with women with tramp stamps.
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