Today while on smoke break,
Ro spotted a dollar bill in the gutter…and picked it up…. It took me a second to realize that it was rolled up in a meth snorting straw kind of way.. Ro instantly threw it down on the table and wanted nothing to do with it because she is the
smarter one.
I on the other hand… compulsively needed to investigate …. ( I am a wannabee volunteer sheriff’s deputy crime scene investigator) So what do I do…. The obvious.. I unroll the dollar bill to see if I can detect any trace amounts of white on the bill….. annnnnddd……. YES there was quite a bit of the strange white substance on the bill….. I was about to investigate further when … The rational side of my brain slapped me on the wrist and said… “NO MJ!!!!… NO do NOT taste it like you seen the actors do on that one show… that is TV…. That is not real. Dumb ass."
Ro flipped it off the table in a gesture of disgust…. Because she IS the smart one….
I have washed my hands repentantly thinking that I may have trace amounts of methamphetamine on my skin, and I the high will kick in any second now…. Because marijuana leads to crack. Crack leads to crystal meth... which leads to death.
Also I am really curious who the crack head is here at work !!! I will be randomly checking my co-workers nostrils throughout the day.
A wannabee volunteer sheriff’s deputy investigators work is never done
What a way to start off my morning !!
I received this lovely award from
My Reflecting Pool ”This badge is for bloggers who make their blog their own, stay with it, interact with their readers, and have fun!"
I discovered My Reflecting Pool from a blog roll … I am SO glad that I clicked the link to her blog … I really love to read her blog.. she makes me think, and cracks me up !! The kind of blog I love to read while drinking a nice glass of wine !!
I am nominating:
Now I need to catch up on the days I missed reading your blogs because I was laying in bed :)
Went to get a second opinion yesterday…. SAME diagnosis ….
"MJ, Your gallbladder does not work… It does not know when to contract anymore….which is causing you the pain."
Solution -------- Remove the gallbladder………..
So the gallbladder is coming out tomorrow …………………………….. I am really nervous about this one as I read a TON of garrbage on the internet.
Bad Bad choice ... Never let me do this again ... EVER
I asked the doctor about weight gain, he said that when someone’s gallbladder is not functioning or they have stones, they tend NOT to eat….. they get gallbladder removed they feel better… they EAT and EAT = Gain weight
I also asked about what I would have a hard time eating. He said fatty foods. Which I do not eat now anyway and maybe alcohol….. WHAT !!?? I just developed a love for wine and I mean a deep passionate sexy love ….. This saddens me more than you know…. Please send good thoughts my way because if I come out of this not being able to drink wine…… WATCH the FUCK out !!! ahem anyway moving right along ………………..
I cannot continue to try and function every day while in continuous pain …. It makes me rather bitchy :) So adios gallbladder…
I really appreciate your feedback in the comments of my last post… You guys are great !!!
Wish me luck :)
The inner me always wanted to be a rocker….
