Monday, November 19, 2007 Crack... It’s what’s for breakfast Today while on smoke break, Ro spotted a dollar bill in the gutter…and picked it up…. It took me a second to realize that it was rolled up in a meth snorting straw kind of way.. Ro instantly threw it down on the table and wanted nothing to do with it because she is the smarter one. I on the other hand… compulsively needed to investigate …. ( I am a wannabee volunteer sheriff’s deputy crime scene investigator) So what do I do…. The obvious.. I unroll the dollar bill to see if I can detect any trace amounts of white on the bill….. annnnnddd……. YES there was quite a bit of the strange white substance on the bill….. I was about to investigate further when … The rational side of my brain slapped me on the wrist and said… “NO MJ!!!!… NO do NOT taste it like you seen the actors do on that one show… that is TV…. That is not real. Dumb ass." Ro flipped it off the table in a gesture of disgust…. Because she IS the smart one…. I have washed my hands repentantly thinking that I may have trace amounts of methamphetamine on my skin, and I the high will kick in any second now…. Because marijuana leads to crack. Crack leads to crystal meth... which leads to death. Also I am really curious who the crack head is here at work !!! I will be randomly checking my co-workers nostrils throughout the day. A wannabee volunteer sheriff’s deputy investigators work is never done Posted by MJ @ 9:14 AM (4) Blogger Comments Really ? You are too kind !! The CEO awarded me with this cute pink nice sized award….. The inner me always wanted to be a rocker…. Now I can rock out with my cock out .......... Because I am free as a bird now......................... Posted by MJ @ 7:11 AM (4) Blogger Comments Thursday, November 15, 2007 Awww shucks !! What a way to start off my morning !! I received this lovely award from My Reflecting Pool ”This badge is for bloggers who make their blog their own, stay with it, interact with their readers, and have fun!" I discovered My Reflecting Pool from a blog roll … I am SO glad that I clicked the link to her blog … I really love to read her blog.. she makes me think, and cracks me up !! The kind of blog I love to read while drinking a nice glass of wine !! I am nominating: Chollyson The Art of Time Suckage The Morning Meeting Certifiable Princess Now I need to catch up on the days I missed reading your blogs because I was laying in bed :) Posted by MJ @ 7:04 AM (4) Blogger Comments Monday, November 12, 2007 All is well :) I had my gallbladder out Friday at 6:15 am The doctor said that it was diseased and sent it off to the pathologist to see what was wrong with it.. I am recovering quickly ( I only have 4 holes in my stomach) I am happy to say that I have not experienced ANY side effects other than feeling a bit bloated. My theory is that nothing will change without my gallbladder because it was not working in the first place. I just won’t have the pain any more. I have been able to eat and drink anything that I want to so far!! I am just taking it easy, staying in bed and getting as much rest as possible !!! Posted by MJ @ 6:54 PM (7) Blogger Comments Thursday, November 08, 2007 This will be my last ( I hope ) surgery Went to get a second opinion yesterday…. SAME diagnosis …. "MJ, Your gallbladder does not work… It does not know when to contract anymore….which is causing you the pain." Solution -------- Remove the gallbladder……….. So the gallbladder is coming out tomorrow …………………………….. I am really nervous about this one as I read a TON of garrbage on the internet. Bad Bad choice ... Never let me do this again ... EVER I asked the doctor about weight gain, he said that when someone’s gallbladder is not functioning or they have stones, they tend NOT to eat….. they get gallbladder removed they feel better… they EAT and EAT = Gain weight I also asked about what I would have a hard time eating. He said fatty foods. Which I do not eat now anyway and maybe alcohol….. WHAT !!?? I just developed a love for wine and I mean a deep passionate sexy love ….. This saddens me more than you know…. Please send good thoughts my way because if I come out of this not being able to drink wine…… WATCH the FUCK out !!! ahem anyway moving right along ……………….. I cannot continue to try and function every day while in continuous pain …. It makes me rather bitchy :) So adios gallbladder… I really appreciate your feedback in the comments of my last post… You guys are great !!! Wish me luck :) Posted by MJ @ 5:55 AM (4) Blogger Comments Tuesday, November 06, 2007 Update….. It is official .. my gallbladder is no good. I do not have gall stones however, my gallbladder is not functioning like it should and so the GI doctor suggested it to be removed. I meet with the surgeon Wednesday. For the last two days I have been researching about gallbladder removal on the internet This is where the internet is NOT my friend….. The most popular things that I am finding on the internet are things like ……. I gained 50 lbs after I had my gallbladder removed and I can’t lose the weight I have to shit 5 times a day My stomach is bloated I went from a size 6 to a size 14 I barley eat 700 calories and I STILL can’t lose weight EVERYTHING passes right through me. DO not listen to your doctor when he tells you that you do not need your gallbladder.. It goes on and on .... OKOK I know that the internet is full of strange people (like me) that bitch about everything. However, it is quite alarming to hear story after story of rapid weight gain and horrific diarrhea. I feel bad now… However I am not up for feeling worse after my gallbladder is removed. I am asking you.. My lovely internet friends ……… Have any of you out there had or know of someone who has had their gallbladder removed? PLEASE tell me about it!!!! I am feeling scared… like maybe I should try an alternate before I get my gallbladder removed. Posted by MJ @ 10:54 AM (5) Blogger Comments Friday, November 02, 2007 I blew it….. NaBloPoMO All I had to do was post every day in November…. And I blew it…. I am out NICE going MJ Posted by MJ @ 6:23 AM (5) Blogger Comments

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