For the love of road trips
I have got to say that Utah is an amazing blanket of color this time of year! The leaves were spectacular!! Thank you SO much babe for the fun road trip.
Check it out ...
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For the love of books...
So I went to the book store last night and got me a book (imagine that ) anyway the book store was full of high school kids.. acting like huge asses .. just being stupid .. The girls were hangin’ on the boys and the boys were acting all tough and cool ( um you are in a book store people not a bar) Imaging this .. here is sit in the book store trying to make a decision on what book to purchase and this is what I hear… “ Oh my god, did you see what she was wearing today? ” and “You look so skinny, ” No I am fat and bloated.. Aunt flow ya know” DEAR GOD !!! ..I tried to think back to when I was in high school and seriously wondered if I was that annoying ....I probably was.. No wonder I pissed all of the grown up’s ... Geez I know that I am not an old bitty however I wanted to get out of the book store as fast as I could.. before I started yelling at these poor souls about proper book store manners and where the hell are your parents? and why are you all acting like monkeys? Don’t you all have somewhere ELSE to be? Why are you taking so loud? Do high school kids have bad hearing ? And shut the hell up !! People are trying to relax here and we don’t want to hear your stupid asses !
So I guess that from now on I will be shopping on-line for my books… Because high school kids, me and book stores are a bad combo.
What happened to Mariah ?
So I had a life changing moment last night.. The kind where someone tells you something and it hits HARD.. It made me stop and take a good look at myself.
Where the HELL is Mariah ???
(Maybe she is running through the tulip field)
3 things
Copied straight from an e-mail that was sent to me by a great friend.. don’t know the author and that is too bad… Great words
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -
~Time, Words & Opportunity ~
Three things in life that may never be lost -
~Peace, Hope & Honesty ~
Three things in life that are most valuable -
~Love, Self-confidence & Friends ~
Three things in life that are never certain -
~Dreams, Success & Fortune ~
Three things that make a man -
~Hard work, Sincerity & Commitment ~
Three things in life that can destroy a man -
~ Wine, Pride & Anger ~
DAMN DOGS...
My husbands instant message to me ….. Gotta love it
Ryan says:
Mariah you will never believe what the dogs just did
Ryan says:
i was getting up to see who honked their horn and i noticed that the dogs weren't around
Ryan says:
i looked outside thinking maybe they were still out there
Ryan says:
but wait i hadn't looked downstiars
Ryan says:
i went down there and low and behold the garage door was open
Ryan says:
well it was cracked
Ryan says:
so i proceeded to go out in the garage and see just if they were out there
Ryan says:
i should have taken a picture
Ryan says:
my car was full of 3 great danes waiting to go somewhere i guess
Ryan says:
now petrafied
Ryan says:
and unwilling to move
Ryan says:
delilah was in the front driving
Ryan says:
samson was a passenger
Ryan says:
and leo in the back
Ryan says:
what the hell
Mariah says:
so what did u do
Ryan says:
i got mad at first and then i realized they would not get out unless i was nice
Ryan says:
so i opened the drivers door and went kisssy kissssy until they trusted me enought to get out
He swears that this is a true story !!!
Never a boring day with the danes !!
Yesterday I saw this….
Woman in a motorized wheelchair .. With a laundry basket full of clothes on her lap and a beer in her right hand and earphones on … cruzin’ down the sidewalk.
How does that song go …. Things that make you go humm????
Please refrain from singing …
First let me say …..
I love you mom for naming me what you did however, maybe you thought that I would grow up to be polite??
So here is the deal … When 80 % (very precise numbers here) of the people that meet me for the first time feel compelled to say one of the two things :
#1 “Hey…Have you seen the movie Paint Your Wagon?” then they proceed to sing to me “They call the wind Mariah”
(For the 4% of you out there that don’t know the lyrics.. here is a little snippet for you)
Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
And they call the wind Mariah
Dear god… Ok so this freaks me out a little.. Complete strangers singing to me …
PLEASE DO NOT SING TO ME EVER !!!
What if my name was Sharona ??
Then would you sing me that song also??
Also I get this “Hey.. Did you know that you are named after a song”?
Oh my god really ?????? And they also will sing it to me…Because just incase I have NEVER EVER heard it in my 29 years of living ..
And the worst part is that they think that they are the very first human being on the face of this earth that has said (sung) that to me. And in a way I think that they feel like they are doing me a service so that I know where my name came from blah blah blah …
#2 I get this one all the time “Oh Mariah… like Mariah Carey?”
And the very worst is when they laugh like “oh my ... I made a funny woo hoo everyone look at me”. !!!!
Ohh I want to gouge there eyes out !!! What is wrong with these people ?? So if your name is George.. Do I get to say “like ..of the jungle”? Or what if your name is Dick? Do I get to say “ ha ha like cock”?
Here is a bit of FREE advice .. Try saying this ....
“ Nice to meet you Mariah” and then shut the hell up …there is an idea for ya !!!
This needs to stop Immediately !! Because I missed out on the whole politeness lesson in life and this is the exact reason that half the people that meet me for the first time think that I am a total bitch…
It is as easy as 1 2 3
Thanks Dad for the GREAT pics !!!!
GRANDDAUGHTER TRYING TO SHOW GRANDMA
 PUT YOUR RIGHT HAND DOWN...PUT YOUR LEFT HAND DOWN...THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!!!  MOM STILL TRYING TO OUT DO DAUGHTER 
I love ya mom !!! thanks for still playing with me and being an awsome !!!!
39 Things
39 things about me (Because I cant think of 100)
1. I am a Leo through and through.
2. I have 3 children 2 are mine and 1 is my husbands from a previous marriage
3. I have been married once, and am happy
4. I have a strange kind of obsession with piercing and tattoos ( I have had most everything pierced, but only have 4 not including ears.. and I also have 4 tattoos will finish with 5)
5. I love most reality t.v. shows
6. I get depressed when I finish a good book (I could give up TV completely for good books)
7. I am an only child
8. Most people don’t like me when they first meet me
9. I have a shitty memory ( I think it is from all my surgeries and not hereditary)
10. My dream job is anything that I could do underwater
11. I hate to do laundry !!
12. I have never broken a bone, however, I am missing 1 ½ ribs and a kidney
13. I get mad REALLY easily
14. I try to guess what people are going to say AS they are talking (drives my husband NUTS)
15. I love animals and if I could I would have TONS (have 3 Great danes and 2 cats)
16. I have never shined a shoe EVER
17. I really an am not afraid of much, and am more than willing to give anything a shot once.. ( but I am kinda freaked out by random people)
18. I can cook but I hate to
19. I would have named my daughter Danny if that was not my dads name
20. I hate body hair.. YUCK
21. I have been stung by a jelly fish AND peed on it
22. I HATE shoes and go without them as much as I can (No I an not a shoe collector .. I have them because I have to)
23. I am a compulsive shopper (who isn’t?? Besides my husband)
24. I have had 63 pairs of sunglasses (ohh… it was a sad sad day when I broke my Hawaii sunglasses)
25. I pop my toes and neck
26. I love funny people
27. I do not believe in love at first sight
28. I am allergic to walnuts and HATE cantaloupe YUCKIEEE
29. I love small towns (except Logan) and road trips
30. I can't sing.. However I won a karaoke contest at a bar once but I was shit faced..(maybe that helps)
31. I failed Spanish class TWICE Yes.. I suck that bad!!
32. I have had 7 jobs in my life
33. I under analyze EVERYTHING!!
34. It is my life goal to move to Hawaii (the big island)
35. I had a red fox for a pet when I was a child
36. I love football Go Vikings!!!
37. I know practically nothing about politics and really don’t give a shit
38. I have the patience of a 4 year old… Sad but true
39. I have been in 5 fist fights in my life.
Well now wasn’t that riveting ??
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MJ
I am me .. that is all there is to it.
I am Fun, Pushy, Unpredictable, Vain, Confident, Expressive, Patronizing, Pompous, Bossy, Courageous, Romantic, Dramatic, Loyal, Determined, Lofty, Stubborn and Exhausted!!
Read at your own risk and Love it!
Miss Doxie
Jurgen Nation
The Art of Time Suckage
The Morning Meeting
Certifiable Princess
Chollyson
Amalah
Animal Mind
Much a do about sumthin
Alan thinks
Tiny Voices in my head
My reflecting pool
Weapon of mass instruction
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