Dayz by the pool
 I love to go and spend a day at my parents pool.. The kids have a BLAST and I can relax and hang out with Mom and Dad …. LOOK AT ME PEANUT !!!!! Devin doing a "super cool trick"
 Riley just relaxing … with his new awesome hair dye job !
 Sister KaRynn always up for a photo opportunity !
 Devin getting ready to go deep pool diving !
Introducing .. Princess Sister Lou Lou
ER visit
So I have had a migraine headache for 5 days now.. I have seriously considered driving a screwdriver through my right temple to relive the pain .. Hey anyone have an ice pick? I have looked up lobotomies on the internet .. I am feeling very desperate.. ( it is kind of scary what you start to think about when you feel like you have been ran over by a train . have a full blown circus event going on inside your head and want to vomit every 5 minutes) I can’t hardly function .. So I left work early and headed to the ER for some relief… Ok so I know the importance of the ER and they have saved my ass a time or two.. Maybe three.. BUT MY GOD talk about instant bitch the minute that I walk in the door ….
So I am sitting there with my sunglasses on because the light makes me want to die, I have a “vomit bucket” just incase ..And I can’t really see because of the wavy blinding dots that are in my vision…. GOOD TIMES
4 people came into the room and turned on the lights.. asked me the same damn questions and left.. now I see these people carrying around these little clip boards.. Don’t they write this shit down …?
In the room next to me I have an elderly man that is half deaf and has his TV blaring and the ER folks are screaming at him over the television.. Then he starts to puke… Ok have you seen that show stand by me where the kid starts to puke .. then everyone starts to puke?? Total barfarama that happened to me today.. OH JOY .. So the old man next to me is puking his guts out.. I am puking my guts out in my shallow pink barf bucket.
~~~SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME ~~~
After about 45 minutes in walks the nurse all happy like and puts in the IV and then gives me some meds for the nausea UMM a little too late lady .. and some pain medication.. Oh did I mention that I am freezing to death in there…. I ask for a warm blanket.. And oh I forgot they are like tissue paper… So I asked her for another.. Well at this point she is acting all pissy so I politely told her “um lady this is your job… it is kind of like the restaurant theory.. If I need a refill then you get me one” BAD CHOICE !! So I did not get my third blanket and nor did I see that nurse again.. Then I got thirsty.. Think that I got a drink .. UM NO… If I was not all drugged up on the pain medicine I would have found her and kicked her.. but unfortunately I was.. Lucky for her !!
So I sit there pissed off as hell and feeling all warm and tingly.. And I still have a migraine.
Moral of the story …. If you have to go to the ER Don’t piss off the nurses and .. Don’t get put in the room next to the barfing deaf guy.
The water park …..
So the family and went to the local water park the other day …. We got some tubes and sent the kids off to have a blast and ride the water slides to there hearts content.. My hubby and I decided to go on the lazy river and just float around for a bit.. UM..... LAZY MY ASS … First of all you have all these obstacles to avoid .. Next there is the water fall that drenches you .. Now I know that we are in the water, wet .. And are floating around .. but if I wanted to be drenched then I would immerse my self.. Then you have the hellion children and adults that have a fascination with splashing.. knock it the hell off… it is annoying as hell !! Also there are children that wear goggles and swim under your tube and kick you in the back and ass .. Well now THAT is relaxing … so my solution is to have a kids “crazy river” and an adult’s only LAZY river…… I have 3 children that I love to death and I know that they love to play and be crazy .. But my hell parents .. Teach your kids some respect !!!!!! After floating around the river a few times I was ready to beat the hell out of some parents and drown a few of the little bastards!!!
Random things that piss me off….
Random things that piss me off….
People that talk too loud and too much (shut the hell up) I don’t care about your drama..
Stupid radio commercials.. That explains itself (that is most radio commercials)
Instructions on the movie theater toilet paper roll (come on, are you kidding me?)
People who talk during the movie.
When I am reading a book .. And others feel it is an invitation to start up a conversation
Men who check me out at the gym .. (Knock it off) I am at the gym to work out and I look like it .. I am not there to find a date.
People who see my tattoos and then ask if it hurt (you think?) Or they describe what it will look like when I am 60..
Showoffs (know who you are… Stop it .. It pisses the whole damn world off .. And most of us really don’t give a shit)
That “big bucking chicken” commercial.. It has got to go
When I go through the drive thru and I ask for extra condiments and they give me 1 extra package of ketchup.. Do I need to state exactly how many I would like?
When I am sleepy and I arrive at work and the first thing someone says to me is “WOW are you sick?” when you come in looking like shit, I don’t comment on how terrible YOU look.
BODY ORDOR Take a damn shower!
People who say “I just don’t like feet” or “I am not a foot person” that is just stupid.. You need them to walk .. Get over it
People who get grossed out because I choose not to wear shoos unless it is necessary. Mind your own business they are my feet and I will do with them as I choose.
Hand dryers … you know the blowing kind .. HATE THOSE
Random people can piss me off just by me looking at them … It usually depends on the day. No other reason except they piss me off.
All talking animals.. It is just not right
People that gently remind me that smoking is bad for me …. REALLY … not because they care.. Because they want to make sure that I am aware that I am killing myself. Fuck off
People that ask to “bum a smoke because they are quitting” which means that they are quitting buying them and the intention is to mooch off us who pay for our cigarettes. Then when you give them a smoke they say “how can you smoke these” damn, go buy your own!!!
People that drag there feet when they walk .. Especially those that are wearing flip flops.. Come on pick it up put it down .. It is easy..
People that bitch that it is too cold in the winter then bitch that it is too hot in the summer.. SHUT UP … keep it to your self… welcome to Utah we have 4 seasons..
That is my list for today … I am sure that there will be more to follow!!
Enough is Enough !!
Ok friends and family … this is your warning … I am SO tired of these e-mails I could drown myself in the toilet!! You know who you are .. How many damn times do you have to send me this VERY SAME E-MAIL?? Don’t you recall me responding to this e-mail in January then March then … ok you get my point .. I have copied the email for your pleasure!!
Participate with me on this. It's actually quite interesting. I only sent this to folks whose answers are bound to be clever and interesting.
This is what you are supposed to do, and try not to be LAME and spoil the fun! Just give in and do it. Copy, not forward, this entire e- mail and paste it into new email. Change all the answers so that they apply to you then send this to a whole bunch of people you know *including* the person who sent it to you. Put your name in the subject. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It is fun and easy 50 questions to answer. Try it; this can be fun and interesting.
(Yep it was the FIRST 15 TIMES I DID IT)
1. FIRST NAME? MARIAH
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? THE WIND
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? 4 DAYS AGO
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? YUP
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? TURKEY
6. KIDS? 3 .. Devin 8 KaRynn 10 Riley 12
12 7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Ummm duh .. I AM A RIOT !!
8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? U ARE READING IT ..
9. DO YOU USE SARCASM? EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? YES ( LIKE THAT REALY EVEN MATTERS)
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Have done it before… was drunk .. would like to try it sober !
12. What is your favorite cereal? SHREDDED WHEAT
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? SOMETIMES
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? YES VERY
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? ALL
16. SHOE SIZE? 8 1/2
17. RED OR PINK? PINK
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? That is a stupid question
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?... depends on the day
20. DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? HELL NO
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW? BLACK PANTS WITH PINK FLIP FLOPS
22.LAST THING YOU ATE? Café Rio YUMMY
23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? U2
24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? PINK
25. FAVORITE SMELL? The ocean
26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My HUSBAND
27.THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? SMILE, EYES AND TEETH
28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I USED TO .. UNITLL SHE SENT ME THIS E-MAIL 50 DAMN TIMES .. SHIT, PAY ATTENTION
29. FAVORITE DRINK? COFFEE & VODKA, SPRITE W/LIME
30. FAVORITE SPORT? FOOTBALL
31. HAIR COLOR? BROWN, BLACK, BLONDE
32. EYE COLOR? BROWN
33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? GLASSES
34. FAVORITE FOOD? SUSHI & FRENCH TOAST (BUT NOT TOGETHER)
35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? HAPPY
36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? WEDDING CRASHERS
37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?.. GREEN
38. SUMMER OR WINTER? SUMMER
39. HUGS OR KISSES? BOTH
40. FAVORITE DESSERT? CHEESE CAKE
41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? PLEASE DON’T
42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? WTF ?? I DON’T KEEP PASSING THIS AROUND DO I ??
43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? 4TH OF JULY BY JAMES PATTERSON
44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? IT IS PLAIN BLACK
45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? THE OCEAN & RAIN
47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? BEATLES
48. THE FURTHEST YOU BEEN FROM HOME? NEW YORK
49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? BITCHING …. DOES THAT COUNT ?
50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? AUGUST 4TH IN WYOMING
Well now wasn’t that refreshing ??
I did it AGAIN !!!
So I am one of those right wing kind of girls that you look at and just shake your head in wonder... I did it again! I had a great idea to re pierce my nipples .. Yep I said re-pierce.. And let me tell you that the second time is SO much worse than the first time!! HOLLY HELL! Let me reflect for a moment .....
1. I pull my breasts out in fornt of a complete stranger.. And let this stranger inspect my nipples to determine the proper placement of the nipple rings.. (Ok not too bad .. have had breast exams before)
2. Then this complete stranger gets this "tool" that looks like a roach clip but not.. And then clamps your nipples with this magic tool and pulls them straight out .. Seemed like 6 inches to me at least..( Here is where I start to think .. oh shit)
3. Next the complete stranger says take a deep breath .. (Like that will help) and then counts to .. Um I don’t remember .. then shoves a hollow needle through your damn nipple... OH MY GOD !!
( Here is where I think ummmm sir.... never mind ...)
4.Then repeat on the other side...
5. THEN YOU PAY THIS ASS HOLE !!!
Ok so now that I have taken a moment to think this whole thing through... Um maybe it was not the greatest way to spend a Wednesday night .... And it is too bad that I can’t blame this whole fiasco on a drunken party night of truth or double dog dare!!
Devil Cricket
There is a satanic cricket that is living somewhere in my bedroom that needs to be found SOON. So it was ok the first night or two .. I tried to pretend that I was camping, and let the soothing sound lull me off to sleep.. But as I lay in bed .. I keep thinking .. Cricket don't your legs get tired? Don't you EVER take a break ...Cricket notice that you are not getting any other cricket responses from your tedious circking?? And all you are getting is a human that is about to go insane and drown herself in the toilet if this does not stop. I have asked you nicely to stop.. I have searched for you for 3 days and still cant find you. Are you invisible during the day ? I have turned into a mad woman. And the cricket has WON !! But be warned.. I WILL FIND YOU.. I have a secret plan.. I have shut my two cats in the room and THEY WILL FIND YOU... And if they don't .. I am moving all of the bedroom furniture out of the room and then it is on !
PLEASE I need some sleep!! I cant take it anymore.. Anything would be better at this point water dripping (but I may pee the bed) or the tick tock of the clock .. Anything but this damn cricket .. I will find you devil cricket....
ME
 This is me... here i am...
 WHY ????
Do you ever wonder WHY ??? or HOW ?? Remember when you were a little kid, and you always asked WHY? or HOW ?? WHY is the sky blue? HOW deep is the ocean? WHAT makes that flower look that way? I wonder these very things.. I try every day to see the world through my child's eyes........ It makes things a bit easier for me... Just a thought.
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MJ
I am me .. that is all there is to it.
I am Fun, Pushy, Unpredictable, Vain, Confident, Expressive, Patronizing, Pompous, Bossy, Courageous, Romantic, Dramatic, Loyal, Determined, Lofty, Stubborn and Exhausted!!
Read at your own risk and Love it!
Miss Doxie
Jurgen Nation
The Art of Time Suckage
The Morning Meeting
Certifiable Princess
Chollyson
Amalah
Animal Mind
Much a do about sumthin
Alan thinks
Tiny Voices in my head
My reflecting pool
Weapon of mass instruction
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I love to go and spend a day at my parents pool.. The kids have a BLAST and I can relax and hang out with Mom and Dad …. LOOK AT ME PEANUT !!!!! Devin doing a "super cool trick"
Riley just relaxing … with his new awesome hair dye job !
Sister KaRynn always up for a photo opportunity ! 
Devin getting ready to go deep pool diving !
