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Longhand.
His father had made a career out of not noticing Paul any more than he absolutely had to, and had, so far as Paul could remember, offered him only a single piece of advice in his entire life.
He saw drying drips and splashes again, mostly of ice-cream on the rug and couch.
First of all, I personally have been searching on how to enlarge MY penis.. SO thank YOU SO SO much for clogging up my e-mail with your bullshit
And second of all
What the fuck are you talking about .. Longhand?? Ice cream on the couch ...Eloy lay off the bottle !!!
Random
Today at the Dr Office... …
In walks this mom with the cutest kid in tow.. The kid was oh about 9 months old.. And she was wearing a cheerleading outfit (the baby was) not the mom.. THANK GOD. The mom was kind of hot… but not in the “I can pull off the sluttly cheerleading costume” kind of way ….Any how all these people were crowding around her to see her little bundle of joy and she is going on and on about this and that.. (I am a little irritated because I am waiting to be called back to the “room of dread” to wait some more.. I HATE TO WAIT)
Anyhow .. The mom takes the seat across from me.. And is cooing her baby .. I am sitting there reading my book and I look up (dear lord WHY did I look up??) WHY???
The mom takes her 3 inch long nail and kinda scratches/digs in her ear and …………. oh NOOOOOOOOOO SHE IS NOT GONNA …. I think as I watch in terror … yep SHE EATS IT!!! WHAT THE FUCK !!!! I actually threw up a little in my mouth !!! WHY OH WHY did I have to witness this act? I could have gone my entire life without seeing that!!!
Yesterday at smoke break…
I was having a conversation about how happy I am at a chain of events that has recently taken place.. And I said … “I am as happy as a pig in shit” and a smoker buddy said ..”Wow!! it has been SO long since I have heard that” Then she said .. You know you usually hear people say ...Happy as a clam, So damn happy… or Happy as a DUCK…. Ok so I have been alive for 29 years and I have NEVER heard anyone say ……… “I won the lottery!! I am as happy as a duck!!”
Are ducks happy ?.. They don’t seem happy but neither do pigs… but this is my new favorite phrase!!
Also at smoke break….
Ro tried on my girly sparkled pointy shoes !!! I and shit I did not have a camera !!
I am SO buying her something pink and lacey for Christmas !!
Killer diet
I hate to diet
I am having a huge dilemma here .. I hate to diet ..
#1 I hate it
#2 I suck at it
#3 Did I mention that I hate it??
How come it cant be like when I was younger? When I could eat and eat and eat all kinds of shit and never gain a pound.. Then I get older and I eat 7 pieces of cake and gain 40 pounds….
That is where my problem lies.. I hate those girls that can buy a Hershey’s bar and eat just one square.. And the damn bar lasts them 3 months …. I HATE YOU …..I have to eat the whole thing and maybe another.. I have no control, I don’t want one piece of cake I want 3 or 4 just to get the whole effect .. I feel like I am missing out and I just need 3 or 4 more pieces to get the whole experience.
I remember when I was younger me and my girlfriend went camping at her cabin for 5 days. We did a “test” yup because if you call it something scientific then that makes it better
Anyway we ate NOTHING but potato chips, candy, popcorn. Anything and everything that was bad for us.. For five whole days .. We rode 4 wheelers and sat on our asses all day long .. I think that we went fishing once .. But how much effort does it take to fish … UM NONE and we did not gain a pound NOT ONE POUND people!!!
I hate grocery shopping while on a diet.. I used to spend 45 min for a week of groceries now it is like 6 hours .. Because I have to read each and every label.. Not because I know what the hell I am doing .. Just so that I look like I know what I am doing !!
I guess that I can try the meth diet….. But my luck I would be a fat meth head and be more broken out than I already am and have 3 teeth … (not an option)
And I hate those that tell me .. “ohhh you don’t need to diet”… UMMM HELLO my cholesterol is like 500 ….. Maybe I will get a shirt made so that I can announce it to the world .... ??
I want to invent a calorie free, fat free, no protein, no carb, low cholesterol …Air food that you can eat all damn day long .. It will taste like .. Um well it will just taste yummy whatever you are craving just flip the switch.. And it is cinnamon bears dipped in milk chocolate fondue !! CAN YOU SAY YUMMY ?? Who would not want to eat that all day long and not gain a pound ???
But I will not share my creation with all of the skinny “ohh just one square of the Hershey bar” bitches !!! Because I HATE them !!!!!
Why cant they make a diet for people like me?? You know… I need to loose some weight to be healthier blah blah blah but I really don’t want to put any effort into it …
COME ON … AM I REALLY ASKING TOO MUCH ????????
To my husband and kids.
To my husband.. Thank you for asking me for help all those years ago even if I was a bitch the first time that we met.. Thank you for all the trips to lunch way back when. I really saw something really amazing in you and I am so glad that you took a chance on me! Thank you for all the times that you have helped me in the past.. All of the trips to the ER all of the long days and nights waiting in the hospital. Thank you for helping me feel better all the time, even when I put up a fight because it is so much easier to not take care of myself. Thank you for all of the many many rubs.. I am sure that all of my 2,000 parts have hurt at one time or another since we have been together. Thank you for putting up with my many personalities.. I think that you have a name for them all now.. Right ?? Thank you for being a funny guy! You crack me up!! I love the way that you can recite all of the movie lines and how you make up funny songs for the kids.. Thank you for being my rock when I am going on some free spirit tangent wanting tattoos and all of that crazy stuff. Thank you for always thinking things through... I tend to make rash decisions and not take the time to thinks things all the way through (remember the vacuum?) thank you for putting up with my nightly “get into bed” ritual !! I am a girl and I need to make sure that everything is moisturized before bedtime ( he he ) thank you for being on this rollercoaster with me ! I really appreciate all that you do for me, and I love your guts !
To my kids.. Thank you for being good kids! I know that it is tough to have a mom that is sick all the time and I apologize for that! I am working on getting better.. Thank you for playing along when you say some thing and I repeat some random thing back because I did not hear you the first time! I love you guys to peices !!! Thank you for making me laugh! You guys are funny funny kids. Thank you for letting me be a kid again with you and not being totally embarrassed. Thank you for being understandable for how forgetful I am. Thanks for all the glasses of ice water even if I just drink two sips. Thank you for your help around the house and all that you do for me. I love so sit and eat dinner with you guys, even when I make some yucky concoction for dinner you still tell me that it was good and thanks, instead of running to the bathroom to throw up!! You guys keep me on my toes and I love ya for it! I was told that I would never have kids...So to have two wonderful children is a blessing. I could not ask for any better! You are the best thing the whole world!! Thanks for being on this roller coaster with me !
Love M
Bliss ?
So it has now been 3 weeks since I have been on my low cholesterol diet.. Ok so I have cheated here and there.. And so far all is going well besides the fact that my family is plotting to go on strike if they have to eat chicken and rice one more night..
Yesterday a friend of mine had some cookies on her desk and they looked SO SO yummy !! They were mint and ya gotta love mint.. She offered me one and trying to act like I was really concerned about how many calories and fat grams I was going to consume, I picked up the package and read the nutrition label.. While reading the label I noticed on the side of the package it said….. Cool Minty BLISS…. Bliss???? .. Well then, I MUST have one.. I need to experience this bliss that the package is telling me about.. I love bliss.. Who doesn’t want to experience bliss?
So I took a cookie and ate it… NO BLISS… what the hell ? Where is the bliss? I got the cool, and I got the minty .. But no bliss…
On who’s terms is this bliss that they are talking about? Do I require more than the average person to achieve this bliss state? Then I thought that maybe if I ate another THEN the bliss would come .. NOPE still no bliss…
What a crock of shit !! Now I have eaten 2 whole cookies and have had no bliss…
Life is just not fair !
And Another ...
I got this e-mal from a friend that I have not seen in YEARS!! The questions are different than most so I am going to post it ...
1. Where would you want to visit for 30 or more days? I would need 90 days so that I could spend 30 in Fiji and 30 in Africa then back to my roots … Greece for 30 days
2. What annoying habits do you have? Interrupting if I don’t then I will forget what I am going to say and then I just look like an ass .. Hey guys I was gonna say something really good .. But I forgot what the hell it was .. So here is a big apology to all my friends
3. If you were to have another child boy/girl what would you name him/her? Max for a boy and Danny for a girl
4. If you could have ANY animal what would it be and why? One of each .. I could start a Mariah’s arc .. But different. First I would get a Sea turtle and name it bubbles and the next animal that I would get would be a sloth (how damn cute are they) and I would name it Bruits the man eater.
5. What kind of music do you NOT LIKE? Heavy Metal super yucky!! Someone put me out of my misery
6. Rotisserie of fried? Rotisserie unless I am at a park then fried is the only way to go.
7. If you could change one thing about yourself without worrying about what others would think... What would it be? I never worry about what others will think but ....First I want to be healthy with flawless skin and a bit skinnier. So that is more than one … Ok so I can’t follow directions …
8. Worst job ever? Worked 2 days at a bank ..Took a lunch and NEVER came back …It was a stupid BORING job filled with stupid boring people
9. You’re favorite past time? Reading and making stuff
10. $1,000,000 or happiness? BOTH ???
11. Ocean or lake? Ocean.. Because you can’t really snorkel in a lake
12. If you could live anywhere where would it be? Big island Kona Hawaii or a small small town in Vermont
13. Do you prefer Heals or flats? Bare feet?? Ok Heals, NO flats .. Ok bare feet
14. Do you like Romantic or fun and crazy dates? Crazy fun then romantic once in a while is good with me .. Any date it cool really ! Hubby and I don’t get away without the kids much!
15. Do you like Mashed or baked potatoes? Baked or garlic mashed unless it is Thanksgiving .. Do not give me a damn baked potato or some one will get hurt!!
16. Have you ever had braces? Nope
17. Sun sports or snow sports? Sun sports
18. Remember the 4th grade? Nope I was oh so very very smart.. that I pulled a
Doogie Howser and went from kindergarten straight to College and now I am a successful Bitcher and make millions
19. What makes it a bad day? What doesn’t make it a bad day ?? Mostly people .. All people and stupid shit and waiting and traffic and working and …..
20. Who makes you laugh? Ryan , Ro (every day, unless she is in a bad mood ha ha) and Chollyson and Oh so many more.
21. Hot or cold coffee? Both it depends on if it is summer or winter
22. Who were you wrong about? I was wrong about the Jetsons.. They were right .. There are microwaves !!!
23 Left or right handed? Right .. But I am so jealous of lefthanders
24 If you could change your eye color... What would it be? Bright green
Hitch in your waaa?
A few years ago I worked for a huge well known company where you had to be on your best behavior all the time.. My supervisor at the time was a real bitch! And she was grumpy most days, and I sat right across the isle from her. Ohh lucky me .. why do they always put me next to the most annoying person in the damn building ???
One day it was mid afternoon and all of us busy bees were working away and all was pretty much quite … When she stood up…. stretched her back and said quite loudly
(I think that she yelled it come to think about it) ….
"OHHH I HAVE A HITCH IN MY CROTCH"
Now I know that everyone on the floor heard her because everything stopped and I mean EVERYTHING .. There was no typing, talking, nothing ….
And I laughed my ass off !!
Then I started to think… Do I have a hitch in MY crotch??
Do I need one??
Where do you get a hitch for your crotch at??
Do you tow a boat with it??
Am I abnormal?
Is it a growth??
I don’t remember anything about a hitch in the maturity class in the 6th grade…
Well come to find out it is a saying that goes something like …
I have a hitch I my getup..
So thank god I don’t have a hitch in my crotch .. All is well here thanks!
Because I can
I have been forced to do this … and I know that I have posted this before ..However this is not random .. These are specific things that piss me off …
1. Traffic
* You know when you get off of work early or you take the day off on a Wednesday because you have errands to do. And as you are driving around town or on the freeway you wonder ..
Where the hell are all of these people going?
Don’t these people work?
Don’t you know that I took this day off to get my shit done and all you people driving while I am driving is making this really hard for me?
* People that while driving on the freeway that are trying to make a lane change.. Turn on there blinkers and take a FULL 45 seconds to get over???
* Big ass trucks that flip rocks and chip up my damn windshield Shit I have gotten 4 yes 4 rock chips in the last 2 months. These trucks should only be able to drive on the freeway from 3 am to 4 am then they have to park so that they stop fucking up my windshield
2. Drama QUEENS
Knock it the fuck off!! I swear if I have to hear another one of your STUPID stories I will freak out and people it is not pretty ! I have envisioned myself actually stapling your mouth shut ..(Ohhh what gratification)
I have tried and tried to find one tiny itty bitty thing about you to try and like but I truly believe that you are just not likable no matter what! I hate the way that you sniff your snot up your nose every 2 minutes, and how you say the stupidest shit loud enough for EVERYONE to hear all the time all day long, I really hate all the pet names that you call me…And who the hell are you to tell me what to do ? Hey I have an idea ….FUCK OFF
Here are some tips … 1. Never EVER EVER tell me what to do 2. Shut up 3. Don’t look at me 4. Don’t talk to me 5. Don’t touch me.
I just want to clarify that I am not a bitch all the time .. But ohh when you piss me off …. It is ON….
And it starts ALL OVER AGAIN !!
So tonight was back to school night for my son who is starting the 7th grade!! JUNIOR HIGH people!! I don’t know who was more nervous .. Him or Me?? So we went and met his teacher … YES his TEACHER as in one (Riley is in a special program for autistic children that is in the junior high) She totally rocks!! (Thank god) I think that she is great .. So he will be in her class all day long except for 6th period when he will go to choir (umm he was not too pleased about that one) but we will see how it goes.. Maybe he will love it.. However I kept on trying to think of a way to go be with him he whole first day (Any tips?) So Riley and I walk from the front door to his room ohh about 15 times… Just to make sure that he can get to his class in one piece the first day (dear lord I remember my first day in the 7th grade and it SUCKED !! bad ..) Riley is going to the very same junior high as I went to .. And as we were making our10th lap to memorize the path to his room I saw a teacher that I HAD when I went there ….dear god .. How old IS he 90??? Then on the drive home I started to think about the first day of kindergarten
(Hello cry baby) so I tried really hard to be strong and pretend that it is all cool and that I am a tough mom .. But damn junior high …
Say WHAT ????
Out of the mouths of my own children …
Riley age 12
KaRynn age 10
Devin age 8
1. One morning I happened to walk by the bathroom and I saw my daughter putting deordant on the back side of her legs … I asked her what she was doing ..and she said to me ( like I was the biggest idiot on the face of the planet … “MOM…. (Huge sigh) ….I am putting deordant on my leg pits "….
What the hell is a leg pit?
2. After my mother in law got her hair cut my daughter said to her quote “ Grandma, I would recognize you anywhere.. even with that ugly hair”
3. At Christmas time we went to a boutique and they had reindeer.. KaRynn went right up to the rope to get as close as she could.. and one of the reindeer came right up to her and sniffed her.. OH dear lord she WAS NOT HAVING THAT so she yelled at him in some foreign language at the top of her lungs ..and then kicked him right in the shin!
Then we were asked to leave ....
4. As we were waiting for our dinner at a restaurant the kids were drawing to keep them selves busy .. my husband and I are watching Devin and he is drawing a dog.. with a HUGE penis .. My husband asks him what the penis looking thing is and Devin replies .."Dad.... that's his pee tank !”
5. After watching an episode of the bachelor.. um don’t ask me why she was watching it ..she just was ok. Anyhow I guess that a girl on the show told the bachelor that she was fertile … a few days later my daughter asked me how long till she is versatile….
6. She asks me to give her a medacure all the time (I think that she is referring to a manicure)
7. If anyone asks her how come she is soo pretty . her reply is “cuz my mom is” .. (now this took me many years and about 300 boxes of nilla wafers cookies to teach her this response)
8. Last year on the playground some boy that had a crush on her tried to kiss my little dear KaRynn … as he was moving in for a kiss.. she pushed him on the chest and told the boy ..”ohh you better not kiss me .. my dad is a cop and he will kick your ass” I found this story out due to the fact that she was so laden with guilt for saying the word “ass” that she had to tell me the story ! I just had to ask her why she did not kick HIM in the shin?? Refer to #3
9. We were at the park once and there was this old lady (probably 90 years old and 70 lbs.) that was sitting on the bench watching the kids play.. My son walked over to her, pulled on her sleeve and said.. "Are you a stranger? Cuz you are freakin my sister out so stop looking at us.. "( hello.. stranger danger good job son !)
10. When my husband and I were on vacation I got stung by a jelly fish..( on my arm and right above my eye) I called the kids later on that evening to tell them all about my encounter with the evil jelly fish and my son said well did dad pee on it ? and I said no.. I got stung on my eye.. and that dad was not going to pee on my eye … his response was .. "well duh mom .. just close it !"
Awww you gotta love it ~!~
They call the wind..
 My husband has an irrational fear of wind….. He swears that on a family vacation to California the wind was going to blow him off the pier.. and people I have seen the video… there he was .. with his cute mullet on the pier trying to avoid dive-bombing seagulls and terrified that he will at any moment be blown off the pier into the ocean …oh my god .. that had me in tears …. What a great first date movie
He also swears up and down that one time when he was younger on his way home the wind was blowing so hard that he had to hold on to the grass and crawl his way home and hide under his stuffed animal pile until the wind stopped …
Then there is the Yellowstone story.. he was at the canyon at the lookout point by the falls and the wind was blowing so hard that he was white knuckling it to the railing because the wind was going to suck him off into the huge canyon..
I truly believe that this all stems from an incident when he was 4 or 5 years old and was playing bucking bronco .. (for all that don’t know what that is … you get down on all fours and flip around like a bucking bull) anyhow he had been doing this for oh’ about an hour or so and his mother came into the house and he was freaking out because the walls were falling on him and he was delusional from all the spinning. His wonderful mother (love ya Wendy) just looked at him and ran out of the house.. because god damned if she was going to be possessed also !!
P.S. . They call the wind Mariah
Love you hunny
Who started this fire???
Last night while I was trying to sleep I had the song .. ‘We didn’t start the fire’ by Billy Joel STUCK in my head .. Now I don’t know all the words but of course, I know the choirs ..
So as I am laying in bed . this is what is happening in my brain …
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Mickey Mantle, J.F.K. blown away
Richard Nixon back again
heavy metal, suicide
England's got a new queen
Sumthin sumthin .. hum hum
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
I am going crazy !!! Why is this happening ?????
It has been so long since I have EVEN heard that song.. so there is no valid reason as to why it would be playing over and over again in my head.. I even tried to sing the song ‘it’s a small world’ and that did not work because I was trying to sing it to the tune of that damn fire song !!!!
Dying from the drink ????
Today as I was on my way to work I almost got hit by a Pepsi truck.. And the very first thing that came to my mind is ‘oh my god .. what a terrible way to be killed .. by a damn Pepsi truck’ after I flipped him the bird for almost squishing me between his big ass Pepsi truck and a cement wall I stated to think of ways that would not be so bad to die… (hell this is way morbid I know, but try to follow me)
*I would prefer to die doing something that I love like snorkeling …Not driving I hate to drive ! I hate traffic and I hate old men that try and make googly eyes at me while they are trying to keep the same speed as I am on the freeway forcing me to look over at them ( I hate you )
* I think that getting eaten by a large sea animal would not be bad either.. just think about it .. no casket to buy.. and I could be a meal !! but my luck I would just loose a limb.. and not get killed…
* I would want to die on vacation that would be ok .. At least I was having a good time.
* Pepsi truck .. not a good way to go
I guess that I need to elaborate a bit on this .. I have been told that I was an hour away from dying once. It makes you realize that this life is a blessing And we can go at any time .. but damn if I want to be killed by a Pepsi truck !!
Complements
Have you ever gotten some damn random rude complement before?
I had someone tell me today …..
Gee, you don’t look that sick today…
Is that a damn complement ? I was perplexed .. What do you say to that ?
Umm what are you really trying to tell me .. that I look like shit .. but not as bad as yesterday?
For all of you that don’t know.. I am the proud owner of Mono (and the next person who asks me who I have been kissing will be slapped!!!) I am tired as hell, almost everything hurts and
I still manage to make it to work. So kiss my ass !
Once someone told me that the shirt that I was wearing did a good job of making my face NOT look fat .. What the hell ?
I just responded to the man .. well those pants are doing a good job of making your dick look small..
Hey people I have an idea… how about you start to think before you open your mouth !!!
At a LOSS for words.....
 What an …..
absurd, artificial, comical, crazy, different, eccentric, queasy, erratic, exotic, rotten, extreme, infected, foolish, freakish, hallucinatory, illusive, imaginative, incredible, irrational, ludicrous, mad, misleading, nonsensical, odd, somber, outlandish, peculiar, nauseated, farfetched, ridiculous, suppositious, unbelievable, unlikely, morbid, unreal, wacky, weird, three ring, dismal, distressed, doleful, downcast, forlorn, gloomy, glum, heavy-hearted, whimsical, languishing, low-spirited, melancholy, mournful, pensive, pessimistic, sorrowful, sorry, troubled, weeping, wistful, woebegone, broken down, confined, debilitated, delicate, disordered, funny, green, impaired, imperfect, indisposed, invalid, laid up, lousy, mean, declining, peaked, rickety, rocky, suffering, insane, tottering, under medication,
day !!!!!
Stupid Wedding Lady
 So I went to go and get a pedicure and my nails done for my birthday... I decided to do the tips of both my nails and toe nails pink …. I had an incredible pedicure.. Almost as good as sex I tell ya ! The nail technician is just finishing up my fingernails when in walks ...
Miss stupid wedding lady
and sits in the booth next to me. I am bothered because she keeps on looking at me and I am just trying to enjoy myself on my special day dammit ! So the nails are all most done and the stupid wedding lady says to me…. “So are you going to a wedding”? And I say “ummm no why”? And she says to me “well that pink is a color for a wedding”. Then she says .. (Because she is so damn curious as to WHY I would ever THNK of having pink tips if I was not going to a wedding)..Here is where I think ok lady
#1 it is MY DAMN birthday and how dare you even talk to me
#2 Shut up
#3 Why are you questioning me?
Now for all of you that know me you will be shocked that I did not tell her to fuck off!! But because I was celebrating my joyous birthday I refrained from showing my true colors. (small pat on the back for me)
Sorry .. got side tracked .. anyway… She says .. “So what is the reason that you would have pink tips”?
Ok what is this lady’s problem ?? My hell does she have some hatred towards the color pink?
So I say… Well because I LIKE PINK !! (And I think ....Bitch!!!!!)
So the nails are done and as I am walking out of the nail salon I hear her say to her friend …….. “MY GOD… even her toe nail tips are PINK”!.........
Then I beat the shit out of her !
(Just kidding)
Ha Ha
Happy Birthday ME
 Well happy birthday to me ..
Yep world I have made it to 29 !
And here I sit with MONO, Pink eye, One kidney, Cholesterol through the roof, and 15 pounds heaver!!
Damn I am going to change my name to LUCKY the 3 legged blind in one eye dog !
But I am lucky because I have the sweetest most sexy husband in the word, 3 wonderful children and great friends. Yeaaaa Me I made it another year !
FUNNY ??
You know the ones I am taking about …. They all need to go ….all of them Example .. I go to the lab today to get some blood work done.. I get there on time and they make me sit and wait .. OK HATE WAITING ..NOT A GOOD WAITER … I can not see these people but I can hear them .. And from what I can gather from listening is that there is a “new girl” and she is being instructed on how to draw blood.. OK …ummm I don’t want her… So they call my name and I go back and I needed 7 tubes of blood taken out.. I don’t want to be there and I am not in the greatest mood … and this stupid, stupid girl tries to make some joke about taking my blood … I WANTED TO CHOKE HER TO DEATH RIGHT THERE AND THEN ……….. it is my damn vein it is my blood and IT IS NOT TIME TO MAKE A FUCKING JOKE !!!
So all day long I looked at people and really listened to them … Did you know that there are so many of you who say stupid shit ! And you really are not funny SO STOP TRYING !!!
What do I find funny??
random shit .. Like take this here picture…
I am sitting on the beach with my sister in-laws…. We look over and HELLO …
There he is … some random stranger … SOUND asleep on the beach and well Hi there Mr. stiffy ..OMG hilarious !!! had to take a picture !! NOW THAT IS FUNNY !!!
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MJ
I am me .. that is all there is to it.
I am Fun, Pushy, Unpredictable, Vain, Confident, Expressive, Patronizing, Pompous, Bossy, Courageous, Romantic, Dramatic, Loyal, Determined, Lofty, Stubborn and Exhausted!!
Read at your own risk and Love it!
Miss Doxie
Jurgen Nation
The Art of Time Suckage
The Morning Meeting
Certifiable Princess
Chollyson
Amalah
Animal Mind
Much a do about sumthin
Alan thinks
Tiny Voices in my head
My reflecting pool
Weapon of mass instruction
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